Saturday November 24 2007
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp."
There was more to the joke but I was already laughing so I decided to leave it at that.
FACT: Praying Mantis eats pretty much any type of insect.
FACT: I have a pet Praying Matis.
I found one today in my bedroom near my dresser. He was trying to eat a plastic spider ring that my children got on Halloween.
FACT: I hate spiders.
Now read the first fact that I put on here about the Praying Matis.
I will not kill spiders. I know that is crazy. I catch them and throw them outside. It doesn't matter what size, shape, species they happen to be. I believe in Karma. WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND. Believe it. I also believe in showing respect for things I fear. Say what you will… I can't stop you…. This way, I don't have to kill them… nature will take its course and my karma is gold!
Before I go I will leave you with some Play station 3 game words of wisdom...
"The damage you suffer will depends on your damage strength"
Mark it.. and believe it.
