Saturday, November 17, 2007
I look so pretty now.
Current mood:Sickly
A couple of weeks ago I met a girl. When she was talking I noticed her teeth. WOW! They were purdy. Very white. I went home that night and I looked at my teeth. Egad. I hated what I was looking at because they didnt look like hers. So today while I was shopping @ walmart I noticed that they have teeth whitners. OMG, my chance. I baught one. I came home and put that tray in my mouth for a couple of min. and I think it actually worked. Shane doesnt think so but what does he know. Now I am so pretty because I have whiter teeth. I think he is just jelouse because I look like a movie star now. I look totally different and pretty. Im happy! ....... I am kidding.
I am actually surprised that I have any teeth at all to be honest with you. After all the pregnancies that I have been through its amazing.
I asked Shane this morning if he would give me a kiss before he left to go to the park because I thought he was cute. He laughed and did what I asked. I then asked him if he ever felt that way about me. He said I was really pretty this morning. I laughed and asked him what about now? He said.. uhh.. your alright. We both started to laugh so hard. But its true. We look the same all the time but our moods and personalities really make a difference. I know that you all know this but it just amazes me sometimes how that works.
I have been teaching my dog to stand on her back legs and jump in the air. Perfect treat for teaching your dog - tater tots! Not even kidding. She is catching on fast because she wants them so bad.
(yawning) okay that is my cue. I am tired. I am getting sick too. Dam it all. I get mad when I get sick because I feel like I have lost control. Am I a control freak you ask? Possibly.
I need to meditate. I am a strong believer of in such rituals. I need to expell the bad and let in the good.
Shane is frustrating me because he wont play Oblivian so I can watch! Jeez. I want to play so bad but he said he was thinking about it and now he is watching UFC. Hell. He is kicking my ass right now.
My bird layed 5 eggs. She wouldnt let the male in the nest at all. She would bite him or chase him off. She actually layed on them non stop for about a week. She decided a couple of days ago I guess that it just wasnt for her. She came out of the nest and tried to open the cage door. Chirped and chirped for EVER and hasnt been in there since. They are now gone.
Xander just came in and told me he needed me to wipe his butt. I jumped up off the chair and went to the bathroom. I knew that if he was in there going to the bathroom and got off the toilet and left it unsecure, the baby would go in there. I was right. She was getting ready to pull what I saw to be a piece of crap and put it in her mouth. My stomach sank and I panicked. I didnt know if I should puke or cry. I ran over to her after I let out a very unatractive shreek that did nothing for my image and stopped her. Thank heavens she was holding a bratz boot that she was getting ready to put in the toilet. I started laughing so hard I couldnt stop. Oh my goodness.
I gotta go.
