Mark It And Believe It.

Saturday November 24 2007

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp."

 

There was more to the joke but I was already laughing so I decided to leave it at that. 

 

FACT: Praying Mantis eats pretty much any type of insect.

 

FACT:  I have a pet Praying Matis.

 

I found one today in my bedroom near my dresser.  He was trying to eat a plastic spider ring that my children got on Halloween.  

 

FACT:  I hate spiders.

 

Now read the first fact that I put on here about the Praying Matis. 

I will not kill spiders.  I know that is crazy.  I catch them and throw them outside.  It doesn't matter what size, shape, species they happen to be.  I believe in Karma.  WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND.  Believe it.  I also believe in showing respect for things I fear.  Say what you will… I can't stop you….   This way, I don't have to kill them… nature will take its course and my karma is gold! 

 

Before I go I will leave you with some Play station 3 game words of wisdom... 

"The damage you suffer will depends on your damage strength"

Mark it.. and believe it.

Why Spread More Hate When We Already Have Enough?

Saturday November 24 2007

(This post is just my personal oppinion, does not make anything that I say correct. It's just an oppinion)

 Today I was reading the news about the Russians who have all closed themselves off in a cave to wait until the end of the world.  On AoL news you have the option to post a response to the story.  Well one person posted that God was fake and all made up like a folk tale.  

 

Well I just wanted to comment here on that because I trust you guys to hear me out without saying I am stupid. Or at least hear me out before you say I am stupid. (wink)

 

If you do not believe in God what is the point in spreading the word or trying to discourage others from believing?  The idea of God includes: Morals, Love, Peace, Understand, Patience... and the list goes on.  They all express positive virtues.  

 

People complain about how everyone is out killing and being dicks... well they do it because they have no morals.  

I can understand Stoicism however.  I sometimes wish I had the perfect freedom.  I would still have the morals that I have with God but do I really want to take that chance and who am I hurting by not? If I am happy where I am? I would rather believe and live my life for God and my kids rather than wait till the lights go out on everyone and find out... there really was one and I screwed the pooch because I was too proud.

God teaches others to do to others as they would have done to themselves.  Besides I think that Atheists who do care about others will be looking to those Christians when the "shit" hits the fan.  

Wether you want to believe that it will be the apocolyps or just the world doing its thing... its going to sooner or later....  And your world will end "as you know it". All of it will.   

 

I go to sleep at night and think of these things and I pray. I am not too proud to say that I pray every night and I cry.  I do not cry because I am weak... I cry because I care a lot.  I do not always cry for myself.  I might even be crying for you.  

 

I am not trying to be too serious and scare eveyone away,  just feeling bad right now after reading that post.  It does not make sense to me.. 

and remember Jeremy.. watch out for the hunters! (grin)

OKAY IM DONE!   Here is a joke for you so you can walk away not feeling too serious:

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven. 

They're both sitting and getting baked. 

And one of them yells "Damn, it's hot in here!" 

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!" 

 

It doesnt get any better than that! WOOHOO! Gotta love it.

I Look So Pretty!

Saturday, November 17, 2007  

 I look so pretty now. 

Current mood:Sickly 

A couple of weeks ago I met a girl.  When she was talking I noticed her teeth. WOW! They were purdy.  Very white. I went home that night and I looked at my teeth. Egad.  I hated what I was looking at because they didnt look like hers.  So today while I was shopping @ walmart I noticed that they have teeth whitners.  OMG, my chance.  I baught one.  I came home and put that tray in my mouth for a couple of min. and I think it actually worked.  Shane doesnt think so but what does he know.  Now I am so pretty because I have whiter teeth. I think he is just jelouse because I look like a movie star now.  I look totally different and pretty.  Im happy!   .......  I am kidding. 

I am actually surprised that I have any teeth at all to be honest with you.  After all the pregnancies that I have been through its amazing. 

I asked Shane this morning if he would give me a kiss before he left to go to the park because I thought he was cute.  He laughed and did what I asked.  I then asked him if he ever felt that way about me.  He said I was really pretty this morning.  I laughed and asked him what about now?  He said.. uhh.. your alright. We both started to laugh so hard.  But its true. We look the same all the time but our moods and personalities really make a difference.  I know that you all know this but it just amazes me sometimes how that works. 

I have been teaching my dog to stand on her back legs and jump in the air. Perfect treat for teaching your dog - tater tots!  Not even kidding.  She is catching on fast because she wants them so bad. 

(yawning) okay that is my cue.  I am tired. I am getting sick too.  Dam it all.  I get mad when I get sick because I feel like I have lost control. Am I a control freak you ask?  Possibly.  

I need to meditate. I am a strong believer of in such rituals.  I need to expell the bad and let in the good.  

Shane is frustrating me because he wont play Oblivian so I can watch! Jeez.  I want to play so bad but he said he was thinking about it and now he is watching UFC. Hell. He is kicking my ass right now. 

My bird layed 5 eggs.  She wouldnt let the male in the nest at all. She would bite him or chase him off. She actually layed on them non stop for about a week.  She decided a couple of days ago I guess that it just wasnt for her.  She came out of the nest and tried to open the cage door.  Chirped and chirped for EVER and hasnt been in there since.  They are now gone.  

Xander just came in and told me he needed me to wipe his butt.  I jumped up off the chair and went to the bathroom.  I knew that if he was in there going to the bathroom and got off the toilet and left it unsecure, the baby would go in there.  I was right.  She was getting ready to pull what I saw to be a piece of crap and put it in her mouth.  My stomach sank and I panicked.  I didnt know if I should puke or cry. I ran over to her after I let out a very unatractive shreek that did nothing for my image and stopped her.  Thank heavens she was holding a bratz boot that she was getting ready to put in the toilet.  I started laughing so hard I couldnt stop.  Oh my goodness. 

I gotta go.  

My Children Make Me A Better Parent

(This post is from back in 2008 also)

My kids teach me to be a better parent! 

Current mood:  calm 

Havens Lesson:  The other day I was really feeling sick and the house was biginning to get pretty messy.  I told Haven and Xander that they needed to clean their room because I was not feeling well to help them.  They played and played and did not clean their room.  I know what your thinking - they are so young and they will not clean..  That is not true.  They have before.  They do it when its a good time for them to do it, or if they think they are going to get something out of it.  So, I decided to threaten them and it didnt work.  I said I was going to spank them if they didnt do it.  They didnt do it. I didnt want to spank them, I didnt have the strength. So I said to Haven, "Fine if you dont clean I am going to spank you so hard that your butts going to bleed!"  Uh what the hell!? Now every day since she brings it up like I am such a bad mom.  Every time she does something she asks me "well if I dont are you going to make my butt bleed and put me in the hospital."  I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE HOSPITAL!  (Sigh)  So lesson... Dont say retarded things like that to a child.  They will add on and never let it go.  

 

Xanders lesson:  Ever since I said that to them he has been handing out his own little threats.  Haven was making him mad the other day and he said to her, " Haven if you dont knock it off I am going to break your head open and make it bleed because your acting retarded!"  I promise I am not making that up. I heard that and just decided to take a nap!  Shane laughed and said.. "I cant even be mad at him right now because that was a great sentance for a 2 year old!".  I agreed.   But still....    I learned... 

 

We went to Missouri for Thanksgiving.  One of Shane's co workers invited us to go to their daughter in law's mom and dad's house.  I was pretty nervous but I really wanted to go because I have never been to missouri and because it was nice to get out. 

 

We got there and there were a million cars in the parking lot.  I made a carrot cake from scratch.  I made the frosting and everything.  I have never done that before and I couldnt try the cake before I took it so I was extremely nervous. Carrot cake is my second favorite next to cheese cake.   Shane made bread pudding.  Both were actually pretty good by the way.  

So anyway..... I was very uncomfortable when we first walked in and had to introduce myself and the kids to everyone... GEESH..  I did well though.  But everyone kept coming up to us and they were so nice and they spoke so nice to us that I started to feel like nothing was wrong and I had been there before.  If that makes any sense.  The father of the house turned out to be a priest who is dying of cancer.  When he prayed he kinda gave a sermon but it was nice.  One of the moms started to cry and that kinda kicked my ass.  So we all ate and then when dinner was over a bunch of the girls asked me if I wanted to play a game with them. It was called Apples to Apples.  I had never heard of it.  I refused but they asked again and I said yes.  I felt like it would be stupid to say no after they had been so nice to me.  So I played... and I won!  After the game was over I felt pretty good.  I was very comfortable.  So then we decided to play one of those games where you have to draw, act out, and do some other stuff... OH HELL!  Of course when it came to my turn (I only ended up with 2) I had to act on both.  First one was Arnold Schwartenalsjdger.. (dont know how to spell his name)  second was the poperozzi.  Dont know how to spell that either.  Either way I could feel my face burning but I did it anyway! And everyone guessed right away and I was so dang thankful for that. 

 

We left a couple hours later and I honestly cant wait until I see those people again.  I really had fun and I didnt know anyone! 

I even learned a joke from one of the little boys.  Here it is...  

Theres this man and he is talking to another man.  He says ,"I got a new hearing aid and it works great.  I can hear through walls and I can hear people that are standing miles away from me.  I can hear anything now!" So the other man says, "really? Well what kind is it?" The other man looks at his watch and says, "Its 2:30". 

 

So that was a long story and if you read it all.... wow.. you must be really bored.  ;)  Or you really wanted to hear what I had to say and that is good for me.  

 

I went christmas shopping for the first time on Black Friday.  Wasnt too bad. :) Gotta  couple of things pretty cheap for the kids so that is important.  I got everything that I went for so I am good to go. 

 

Okay...  Gotta go.

Christmas Time! (old post)

Tuesday, December 04, 2007  

 What not to put on top of your tree 

Current mood:  apathetic 

Table topper angels to not make very good tree toppers.  They fall. A lot.  But how can you resist the awsome fiber optics show that they display? Their wings light up so pretty and their faces look so heavenly on that tree when the little star they are holding lights up! So what if she is as big as the tree!! When she falls I tell Haven that she got light headed and passed out from being so high.  She is afraid of hights because she isnt supposed to be so high.  

 

So I am learning to sew.  I am working on a little dress right now.  Its coming along okay so far.  When I am done I will take a picture of it and show you how it worked out.  Even if it looks retarded.. I will show you because that would be funny.  I did make a mistake already.  I was supposed to put pleats on the front of it.. well I did.. only mine are backwards and I dont feel like fixing it because it doesnt look THAT bad.. at least I dont think so.  But then again I wear wrinkled pants because I dont see why everyone makes such a fuss about it.  (shrugging shoulders) .

 

gotta go.. 

Maybe You Are What You Eat After All.

Monday, May 26, 2008  

 Maybe you are what you eat after all. 

Current mood:  bored 

So I am wondering if what people say is true: Are we in fact what we eat? Well I think maybe in some cases we are.  Emily was walking in front of me and she had her hand down the back of her diaper.  I asked her what she was doing when she took her fingers out and put them in her mouth.  She then said, "mmmm" and shook her head yes.  I took her hand and sure enough the child had "a little shit" on her fingers.  Nice.   .

 

Why do they send around those surveys asking what types of foods we prefer over the others?  Does the food that we eat actually tell of our personality?  If not then those surveys are a waste of time. I think they are anyway.  

 

Well nothing is going on around here.  We are looking to buy a house this summer and it's hard.  I have 8 different personalities to put into consideration when picking this home.  I want us all to be happy.  I think I have chosen one already but I want to take a day or two to look at a couple more…..  Just to make sure.   

 

Alright well I don't want to bore you with this little chatter so I am going to go.  

 

Oh yea we saw the clip on the computer for the tornado in California.  I couldn't believe it when I saw people standing around and just looking at it.  They parked their cars and got out to look.  I guess I can't really say much because when the sirens go off here, everyone goes outside to look at the sky.  There were those who have been living here their whole life outside watching the wall cloud as it moved over our heads.  We are all doomed.  

 

Well its hot friends day says Colleen's text message on my phone so I have to call her now and tell her what a nerd she is for sending it. 

Bueaty Tips From Me! (This one is old)

Wednesday, June 11, 2008  

 Another Idea. 

Well Shane had to make some food for some of his clients and I helped him.  Well I was to cut the things no one wants to cut. For example: Garlic, onions, Jalapeños etc.  I got the Jalapeños on my hands and arms, and legs...  Seriously I dont know how it happend.  I even got it on my eye lid.  It burned for a long time.  

Well to make a long story even longer, I always think that my lips are pale and I look like I have the flu.  So I am always in search of something light without petroletum (right?) but a little dash of color.  Well I know there are some cosmetics that burn you but they are usually more than I want to spend.  SO......  Why dont I just cut up a Jalapeño and put it in a bag.  I can then just dab that on my lips and voila!

 

What do you think?  Think it would work?